LLM endpoints are the new public storage accounts

Credential theft aimed at AI services rose 376% in a quarter, and Microsoft is in court with a group that resold stolen Azure OpenAI access. The LLM endpoint is this decade's default-shaped misconfiguration: deployed like an experiment, billed like a utility, and secured with a key from demo day. The three ways to host a model in Azure, and the controls you already own that make a stolen key worthless.